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El Vaquero Non-Alcoholic THC Seltzers 4-Pack
3mg Δ9-THC per can. Quick chill. Zero hangover
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Hemp-Derived & Federally Legal
Third-Party Lab Tested
Ships to 45+ States
21+ Only
Hemp-Derived & Federally Legal
Third-Party Lab Tested
Ships to 45+ States
21+ Only
Hemp-Derived & Federally Legal
Third-Party Lab Tested
Ships to 45+ States
21+ Only
Hemp-Derived & Federally Legal
Third-Party Lab Tested
Ships to 45+ States
21+ Only
Why El Vaquero Seltzers Hit Different
1
⚡ Fast-Acting
Liquid format absorbs in 10-20 minutes. No waiting. No guessing.
2
🎯 Perfectly Dosed
3mg Δ9-THC per can. Just enough to feel it. Not enough to lose it.
3
🚫 Zero Hangover
Wake up clear-headed, energized, and proud. No regrets. Ever.
Yes, This Is 100% Legal. Here's Why.
Third-Party Tested
We verify:
Exact THC content (3mg per can, every time)
No heavy metals, pesticides, or contaminants
No synthetic cannabinoids
Federally Legal
El Vaquero is made with hemp-derived Δ9-THC which is federally legal in the United States under the 2018 Farm Bill.
This means it's NOT marijuana. It's NOT a controlled substance. It's a hemp product—just like CBD.
Ships to most US states
We ship El Vaquero to states where hemp-derived THC is permitted.
Rules around hemp-derived THC vary by state and can change. We may need to check whether it’s legal where you live before allowing purchase or delivery.
Age Verification Required
You must be 21+ years old to purchase El Vaquero.
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Important: Do Not Drive or Operate Machinery
El Vaquero contains 3mg of Δ9-THC, a psychoactive compound.
Even at low doses, this product can impair your ability to drive or operate machinery. Please consume responsibly.
Pick Your Vibe
Peach
Bright, tangy, refreshing. Perfect for summer hangs, beach days, or a crisp solo wind-down.
Margarita
Sweet, citrus-forward, smooth. Great for social settings, rooftop vibes, or pre-game energy.
Watermelon
Rich, fruity, bold, like a Jolly Rancher. Ideal for cozy nights, Netflix binges, or post-work decompression.
Perfect For…
How El Vaquero Seltzers Stack Up
Fast-Acting?
Predictable Effect?
Social?
Tastes Good?
Zero calories
Feel Good Tomorrow?
frequently asked questions
Will I get Uplifted?
Yes—but in a light, controlled way. Think one shot of tequila's social buzz, not a blackout. You'll feel relaxed, happy, and present.
How long does it take to kick in?
It can take 10 - 20 minutes. You'll know when it hits. Start slow, especially if it's your first time.
Is this legal?
Yes. El Vaquero is made with hemp-derived Δ9-THC and is federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill.
Can I take more than one?
You can, but we recommend starting with one. Wait 45 minutes. See how you feel. Most people find 1-3 drinks is their sweet spot.
Does it taste like alcohol?
Nope. These taste like premium seltzers—smooth, flavorful, and refreshing. Zero alcohol aftertaste.
Can I mix it with alcohol?
We don't recommend it. El Vaquero is designed to replace alcohol, not enhance it. You can mix seltzers with your favorite soda or juice. Pro tip: Add a shooter to your seltzer for an elevated boost.
Where do you ship?
We ship El Vaquero to states where hemp-derived THC is permitted.
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